Archive for the ‘Shady’ Category

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When you’re in the mood

November 4, 2010

Woman demands sexual favors from husband and his friend at knife point

Fairplain, W.Va. —

An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.  
According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.” 

According to Mellinger, there was a small black handled lock-back knife lying on the coffee table in front of Melissa but when asked about the knife she stated “It was already here”; he also stated that all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.

Melissa Williams, 42, of Ripley was charged with domestic assault and brandishing; her bond was set at $3,000

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Do you believe in miracles?

June 12, 2010

So this guy’s in the military and gets sent to Iraq. One day he’s talking to his wife and she says baby you won’t believe what happened to me. I got pregnant by watching a porn movie in 3d. Ha! Yo, I have to have the craziest imagination, right? AHNT!

Yes that is a black baby born to a white woman. Now I understand why she had to come up with a story but damn! Is that really the best she could do? And what in the hell is wrong with that guy? How could he buy that story?

Yeah, you’re right. He didn’t believe it. He’s waiting to come home then he’s gonna ask her to explain that shit again. This is how it’s gonna go down.

lol. That is one trifling beotch.

Pops

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Keeping it too real

January 7, 2010

You remember when Dave Chappelle had the skit about keeping real going wrong?

Wu-Tang! Ha.

Apparently some people didn’t get the message Dave was sending.

Yup, Gilbert Arenas. My boy pulled a gun on a teammate (as a joke according to him). Then apologizes. Then he shows everybody how much he meant the apology.

He looks real sorry, doesn’t he? The commissioner wasn’t amused either. He banned his ass indefinitely. No pay. So if he makes 16 mil this season and they’ve played x amount of games…(counting with my fingers)…That comes out to $147,200 per game missed. How you feel about that Gilbert?

What a fool.

Pops

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Suspect

September 1, 2009

Guess who’s back. Yes, after my long hiatus, I am back. No long, drawn out welcome backs.

If you don’t know what this is you’re probably too young. So let me help you out. Yes, that is John Travolta and no, that’s not the gayest thing you’ve ever seen him do. This cat has a history of suspect behavior. I know what you’re thinking “Chillpops, what suspect behavior?”. Well there’s this:

Women are like “that’s not suspect”. Except, that pose ain’t for you. That’s more for your man than it is for you. And what’s with the Tarzan-inspired bottoms? Need more? There’s this:

Yes, that is a dude he’s kissing on the lips. No, that’s not some type of euro-greeting. He’s from Joysey. But wait, there’s more.

He’s so not kidding.I bet this started as a joke. Ha ha the jokes on you Kirk Douglas.

I’d be here for days if I tried to put all the pics of him in suspect situations. Bottom line, like T.O. said “if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…”. lol.

HAAA. I never get tired of that. Matter of fact here’s the video. Talk about Suspect!

Pops

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